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_{“Captain America has no business being on this squad, I mean he’s just like ‘Come on, guys!’ Iron Man is shooting f**king missiles and Thor is calling out lightning and Hulk is ripping apart jets and I’m like, taking the stairs.” [x]}

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How to break up with someone

twinkaleckis:

The song that actually should have played when the angels were falling

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bealli62:

watchtheskytonight:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

santaslittlehunters:

JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS

JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS

JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS

are we surprised?

I’M SOBBING

 THIS WHOLE POST

laughing way too hard. They are like a sports bra for mens junk.

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“Did you go anywhere fun over break?”

lolsofunny:

lpalgestryproblems:

(lol here!)

cumber-porn:

fantastic!

(Source: wonderlandinmymind, via fandom-of-everything)

sheisfartoofondofbooks:

effin4:

bettythetl:

adriofthedead:

brianmichaelbendis:

Annie Leibovitz’s Disney Dream Portraits

I like how there’s just two pictures of Jack Sparrow

I was going to just like this but then there was Jack Sparrow. Twice.

(Source: anni-thii, via superwhomerlocked-in-erebor)

lea-michele:

WHEN PEOPLE COME ON TUMBLR AFTER A SHOW HAS AIRED AND GET MAD ABOUT SPOILERS I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT DID YOU EXPECT IT’S LIKE WALKING INTO A ONE DIRECTION CONCERT AND GETTING MAD THAT THERE ARE TEENAGE GIRLS THERE

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kaetalovebread:

calamithyjane:

omg maybe he lied to protect us from asylum?

But that’s probably just the average from the total number of users to the time spent in total on the day. There’s probably thousands of people who don’t even use their tumblrs every day.

(Source: hepkatz, via superwhomerlocked-in-erebor)